Everything's Ducky

Mickey Rooney

Kermit 'Beetle' McKay

Buddy Hackett

Seaman Admiral John Paul 'Ad' Jones

Joanie Sommers

Nina Lloyd

Jackie Cooper

Lt. J.S. Parmell - Psychiatrist

Roland Winters

Capt. Bollinger

Richard Deacon

Dr. Deckham

James Millhollin

Imhoff

Elizabeth MacRae

Susie

Gordon Jones

Conroy

Gene Blakely

Kemp

Alvy Moore

Lipscott

King Calder

Frank the Bartender