Hey! Hey! USA

Will Hay

Dr. Benjamin Twist

Edgar Kennedy

Bugs Leary

David Burns

Tony Ricardo

Edmon Ryan

Ace Marco

Fred Duprez

Cyrus Schultz

Paddy Reynolds

Mrs. Schultz

Tommy Bupp

Bertie Schultz

Arthur Goullet

Henry 'Gloves' Johnson

Gibb McLaughlin

Ship's Steward

Charlie Hall

Leary's pal

Eddie Pola

Broadcast Announcer

Cathleen Cordell

Susan