Pizza Man

Frankie Muniz

Matt Burns / Pizza Man

Page Falkinburg Jr.

Kryder / The Big Cheese

Amber Borycki

Susan

Ashley Parker Angel

Todd

Terry Rhoads

Professor Marsley

Michael Gross

Professor Tucker

Shelley Long

Mrs. Burns

David H. Lawrence XVII

Detective Moser

Richard Bernard

Pizza Maker

Corbin Bernsen

Criswell

Michael Bostwick

Todd's Friend

Brian Fitzpatrick

Corporate Shark