Mondo Trasho

Mary Vivian Pearce

The Bombshell / Cinderella

Divine

Divine / Greaser in Alley

David Lochary

Asylum Inmate / Dr. Coathanger / Voice of Snob #2

Mink Stole

Homeless Woman / Asylum Inmate / Snob #1

Bob Skidmore

Asylum Personnel / Policeman

Margie Skidmore

Shocked Mother in Park / The Virgin Mary

Berenica Cipcus

Evil Stepsister #1 / Asylum Inmate / Dr. Coathanger's Nurse

Jack Walsh

Chris Atkinson

Lizzy Temple Black

The Virgin Mary's Assistant

Mark Isherwood

The Hitch-Hiker

Mike Bauer