Bleeding Hearts

Robert Loggia

Sheriff Wilson

Charles Durning

Santa Claus

Tony Todd

God

Dustin Diamond

Oliver Jaffe

Wilson Jermaine Heredia

Satan

Rachael Robbins

Leslie Van Houten

Suzi Lorraine

Candy Van Houten

Ken Del Vecchio

Judge DeMitro

Melantha Blackthorne

Susan Van Houten

Seregon O'Dassey

Rosalie Van Houten

Jamie White

Patricia Van Houten

Dennis L.A. White

Chris Walker