Scottish Mussel

Martin Compston

Ritchie

Talulah Riley

Beth

Paul Brannigan

Fraser

Joe Thomas

Danny

Morgan Watkins

Ethan

Harry Enfield

Bill

Emun Elliott

Leon

James Dreyfus

Headmaster

Rachael Stirling

Mrs. Pringle

Camille Coduri

Aunt Nettie

Marianna Palka

Fiona

Rufus Hound

P.C. Dougie