Burglar

Whoopi Goldberg

Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr

Bobcat Goldthwait

Carl Hefler

G.W. Bailey

Ray Kirschman

Lesley Ann Warren

Dr. Cynthia Sheldrake

John Goodman

Detective Nyswander

Vyto Ruginis

K.E. Graybow

James Handy

Carson Verrill

Anne DeSalvo

Detective Todras

Elizabeth Ruscio

Frankie

Larry Mintz

Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno

Raye Birk

The Jogger

Eric Poppick

Deliveryman