Loose Shoes

Royce D. Applegate

Delmus

Lewis Arquette

Warden

Dorothy Van

Army Nurse

J.J. Barry

Indian #1

Bill Murray

Lefty

Buddy Hackett

Buddy Hackett - S.T.O.P.-I.T. Spokesman

Sid Haig

Lone Stranger

Howard Hesseman

Ernie Piles, War Correspondent

Harry Shearer

Narrator (voice)

Billy Curtis

Menchkin

Danny Dayton

Bartender

David Downing

'Dark Town' Singer