True Detective: A XXX Parody

Abigail Mac

Misty Kohl

Eva Lovia

Stripper

Peta Jensen

Kristy

Abella Danger

Stripper

Lexi Belle

Carole

Samantha Rone

Wizard's Girlfriend

Ryan Driller

Detective Marty

Danny Mountain

Senator

Chad White

Darnell

Richie Calhoun

The Great Wizard

Andy Appleton

Lucky Jimmy (Uncredited)