The VelociPastor

Gregory James Cohan

Doug Jones / The VelociPastor

Alyssa Kempinski

Carol

Daniel Steere

Father Stewart

Fernando Pacheco de Castro

Frankie Mermaid

Aurelio Voltaire

Altair

Yang Jiechang

Wei Chang

Jesse Turits

Sam the White Ninja

Zachary Steere

Dinosaur Suit Performer

Claire Hsu

Chinese Villager

David Sokol

Ali

Nicholas M. Garofolo

Hobo

George Schewnzer

Doug's Dad