No Contest

Shannon Tweed

Sharon Bell

Andrew Dice Clay

Oz, aka Raymond Ulysses Brice

Robert Davi

Sergeant Crane

Roddy Piper

Ice

Nicholas Campbell

Vic

John Colicos

Senator Donald Wilson

James Purcell

Captain Henricks

Judith Scott

Nancy Polson

Louis Wrightman

Que

Keram Malicki-Sánchez

Cal

J.D. Nicholsen

Zed

Polly Shannon

Candice 'Candy' Wilson, Miss U.S.A.