The Scout

Anastasia Elfman

Patty Jane

Carl Crew

The 'Producer'

Lisa Cole

Amber

Brian Lally

Thomas

Eric Marq

Damon

Paul Tarantino

Newscaster

McKenzie Kelly

Taylor / Fake Shemp

Brianna Eylicio

Faith

Miranda Meadows

Leanna

Kenneth Guertin

Jeffrey Alan Meadows

Michael Kallio

Bernie the Productin Coordinator / Fake Shemp (voice)

Taylor Hill

Kevin Allan West - Metrosexual